Perhaps the only person to complain about getting Tiffany Jewelry?
If I got something in a blue box and it wasn’t a Time Lord, I’d probably complain.
Do you not know what “complimentary” and “gift” mean?
That lip balm is amazeballs, everyone should be so lucky.
BATMAN: AN ILLUSTRATED EVOLUTION
You were my favourite, 1965 Batman.
What, is this some prank pulled on us by those dastardly Harvard men?!
Pork butt is shoulder. That man should be expelled from Yale over that alone.
Why are we still letting fat people on airplanes?
I don’t know how skinny this douche expects them to be, because there actually are size limits on flight attendants, at least locally.
The gross part is how many 14-year-old girls are swimsuit models. And the bile rising in my throat is the reason I’m not into fashion photography.